Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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