This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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