I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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