TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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