the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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