who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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