is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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