I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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