thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
This toilet bowl is my home.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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