now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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