he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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