Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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