All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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