one might say we're banned from that church
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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