is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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