i'm signing you up for texting rehab
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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