I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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