made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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