It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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