So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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