I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
dude. I can hear the air.
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