you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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