Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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