Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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