THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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