I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just had sex on a roof
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March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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