I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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