Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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