But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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