I'm gonna have a badass scar
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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