he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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