Whod you bang
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
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why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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