Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
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I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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