Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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