singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
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I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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