how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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