: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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