It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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