Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think I am morally bankrupt
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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