But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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