cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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