it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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