She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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