My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize