Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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