I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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