i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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