so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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