we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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