The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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