Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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